A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.
On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green,
however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him:
"Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?"
Young Bobby replied with
"The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
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