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Offline Ripley

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Always proofread........
« on: August 05, 2006, 10:01:25 PM »
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping 
the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church 
by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from 
copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes 
to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone 
made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up.
In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for   
centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down 
into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original 
manuscripts are held as  archives in a locked vault that hasn't 
been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk   
gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging 
his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R", we 
missed the "R"!

His forehead is bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies,
"The word was CELEBRATE!"

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Re: Always proofread........
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2006, 10:08:08 PM »
ripley,
missed the R

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
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Offline philsharp

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Re: Always proofread........
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2006, 12:09:28 AM »


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Re: Always proofread........
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2006, 11:02:49 PM »
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Re: Always proofread........
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2006, 06:46:43 AM »
:lol:
ain't that the way it is!
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