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Offline GR@PH;<'S

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Celebrating like theres no tomorrow
« on: October 06, 2011, 09:04:14 PM »
Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools.
They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow.
They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir.
When asked why such a celebration,
they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months!
 "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender.
"That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"
"Oh yeah?" says one drunk.

"The box said 2-4 YEARS!"

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Q: does it work
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Re: Celebrating like theres no tomorrow
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2011, 01:56:01 AM »
very good! i've heard this joke a bunch of times, and i always still laugh. thanks for posting it!