i was looking something up in the yellow pages last week (honest)
and at the top of each page is the beginning entry - ending entry for the page's contents, so, i spied this:
churches - clean. well that's good, what other type of church would one want? and this was at the front:
chiropractic - churches. well, that could be good too, fixes the spiritual and the physical. but this one takes the cake:
bikers' church. honest. for bikers! i suppose the harley shop manual must be the missive...
and then there's this from some signs out in front of our lutheran church (a series, you see...)
prayer, what it is and how to do it
charity, what it is and how to do it
forgiveness, what it is and how to do it.
so, i guess the series ended, but the next service must have really drawn a crowd:
adultry, what it is and how to do it.
someone forgot to inform the sign-changer...
