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Offline Ripley

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Did I Read That Right??
« on: October 08, 2006, 10:39:06 PM »
Hey Guest!  Did you read these right??? :tease:

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE
BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN  :hysterical:

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY
NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE
BELL DOESN'T WORK) :hysterical:
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Offline mitch

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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2006, 10:43:24 PM »
;-D
geeze they look normal to me  hehe

but now that i think of it i did have one "supervisor" that would look and think it was completely normal the way he wrote those

now can you give me directions to that laundromat?

that's my ubuntu tux below working on my computer ;-D

so with 3 operating systems on two computers and one monitor i am required to have a full cup of coffee before turning on the computer in the morning
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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2006, 04:38:51 PM »
riplry,


GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2006, 07:18:50 PM »
 :hysterical:

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In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

HEY! How did you know I put that sign up...???!!!
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Offline Ripley

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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2006, 12:51:44 AM »
Quote from: Coldmoon
HEY! How did you know I put that sign up...???!!!

I KNEW you'd fess up!!! And here I go thinking it was Guest all along!
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Offline Ripley

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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2006, 01:00:40 AM »
Quote from: mitch
that's my ubuntu tux below working on my computer ;-D

so with 3 operating systems on two computers and one monitor i am required to have a full cup of coffee before turning on the computer in the morning

I LOVE that cutie ubuntu tux!!!  :mitch:

But I'd need more than a full cup of coffee to handle 3 OS on 2 puters and one monitor  :hysterical:
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Offline babyoh

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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2006, 02:59:55 AM »
 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
ripley - sorry i'm late, i only just discovered this page.
HAH! Love it!

* some more of my other faves:
at a chain of  restaurant-gas stations - "Eat here and get gas."

in a dancehall - "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

ripley, in appreciation, here's a new Cat Pic for you!


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Offline Temmu

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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2006, 06:35:52 PM »
hey ripley!  uh-oh! i'm in trouble!  sowwy, haven't logged in in a few daze.  that ~does~ seem to resemble something temmu would  mis-type...!  :lol: 

saw one in a rather ignorant part of our area:

porn shop, 1 mile
porn shop, 1/2 mile
porn shop, 1/4 mile
porn shop, your here!

(as opposed to, my here, i suppose...) :lol:
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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2006, 11:51:53 PM »
babyoh

That's a dandy cat pic!  Kinda makes ya wonder what started it and how it ends up...



@Coldmoon, babyoh, temmu, as well as Guest  :tease:

You missed another good one here: http://www.landzdown.com/index.php?topic=3633.0

and then come back and read about one of Landzdown's best kept :secret: that isn't a secret:
http://www.landzdown.com/index.php?topic=4669.0

Actually, I am working on a new smiley that can be posted with this unique Landzdown bbc code  like

CAUTION: User Name code above

             
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Offline odidio

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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2006, 10:56:01 PM »
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Ripley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :wub:
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Offline Ripley

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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2006, 11:51:08 PM »
Quote from: narov on October 21, 2006, 10:56:01 PM
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Ripley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :wub:

Oh narov


I don't THINK so


It is waaay too cold to take off your clothes in a laundromat here in Minnesota!!!
It snowed here 2 days last week!!! 


Now if I was   that might be another story  :tease:
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Offline odidio

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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2006, 08:57:39 PM »
Ha ha  :blink:

.....aaahhh ok the username bbc.................

Guest
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Offline babyoh

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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2006, 01:44:46 AM »
you know, this code could be dangerous.

"a new joke: USERNAME and his friends went into a bar, and..."

"the person i REALLY want to thank MOST for all their computer help is USERNAME."

"Hey - USERNAME, Can i borrow some Money...?"

Heeeeee

** BTW: since the code is generated SERVER-SIDE, VIEW SOURCE shows you YOUR OWN NAME...

the way to TELL it's going on, if you'd ever want to know for some reason -- LOG OUT of LandZdown.

THEN, when you view the same page, it says GUEST (or USER, i forget which) in place of your name (which it doesn't know).

* very funny, tho.

i'm sure me and Guest appreciated it especially.
(HEEEEE)
 :mitch:


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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2006, 12:50:28 AM »
ha ha, babyoh!  almost responded to that. :p
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Re: Did I Read That Right??
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2006, 09:42:59 PM »
yes it is dangerous I am here haveing fun with you all
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