A woman accompanies her sick husband to his doctor. The doctor examines the man for a long time and then he calls the wife in his office alone. He tells her :
'Your husband's condition is very serious. He has a heavy form of depression caused from stress. Unless you dont help him out there is a big chance that he wont make it.
I advise you to do the following : Make him a healthy rich breakfast every morning. Let him sleep as many hours as he wants. Be nice and gentle with him and make sure you cook him nice warm meals every night. Dont talk to him about the house problems try to keep him out of them as much as you can. Help him relax and if possible buy new sexy lingerie and massage him every night. Make love with him as often as you can and try to say yes to anything he might ask. If you do all that for at least 12 months I guarantee your husband will be as good as new.
The wife leaves the doctor's office, picks up her husband and leave to go home. As soon as they walk out the husband asks her : well, what did he tell you ?
And the wife replies : that you will die.
