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Offline BigTuc

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GROWING OLD WHAT SEENIOR CITIZENS ARE WORTH
« on: November 02, 2006, 10:41:35 PM »

Did you know we old folk are worth a fortune we have silver in our hair,gold in our teeth,stones in our kidneys,lead in our feet,and gas in our stomachs!
I have become older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life.
Frankly,I have become afrivolous old woman!!
I am seeing six gentleman every day! As soonas I awake,Will Power helps me out of bed,Then I go to see  Jimmy Riddle,then it's time for breakfast with Mr Kelllogg followed closely by refreshing company of Mr Tetley or my other friend,whoIonly know by his initals-PG, then comes someone I don't like at all-Arthur-Itis, he knows he is not welcome but he insists on being here, andwhat is more,he stays for the rest of the day, Even then he does not like to stay in one place, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a hectic day I am glad to get to bed (and with Johnny Walker too!!)
what a hectic life!
Oh yes I am now flirting with AL-Zheimer! the vicar came to call the other day and said that at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter, so I told him Idid all the time, for no matter where I am, in the kitchen,the bedroom,the living room or the garden I will ask myself,?Now what am I here after.?Well I will now colse and hope that Will Power is your constant companion too. but do make  sure that his friend Emma Royd does not creep up on you behind!!! And watch out for the crafty one _Gerry Atric

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Re: GROWING OLD WHAT SEENIOR CITIZENS ARE WORTH
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 10:45:16 PM »
:lol:
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Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

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Re: GROWING OLD WHAT SEENIOR CITIZENS ARE WORTH
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2006, 10:48:17 PM »
BigTuc,
 

 :blink: we just going to have to get you a scanner  :hysterical: it will save you a lot of typing   

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Re: GROWING OLD WHAT SEENIOR CITIZENS ARE WORTH
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2006, 05:31:03 PM »
... :blink: we just going to have to get you a scanner  :hysterical: it will save you a lot of typing...

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