>A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York , where a woman may
> go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
> description of how the store operates:
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
> the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
> choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
> next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
> floor
> the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
>
> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
> reads:
>
>
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
> "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."
>
> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
> Looking.
>
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
> Help With Housework.
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
>
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
> reads:
>
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
> to please
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
