Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making,
explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
'These' she explained,
'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.
' She then asked,
'What do you do in America with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered,
'They send us on bus tours!