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Offline jamesk

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Simple Math
« on: November 09, 2006, 06:04:19 PM »
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's Bulls**t and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.

        "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE   SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."


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Re: Simple Math
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 12:29:11 AM »
Indeed: 

        "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."

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Re: Simple Math
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2006, 09:36:37 PM »
that right as I am one of them.  :Win73: clever indeed :hysterical: :thumbsup:
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Re: Simple Math
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2006, 06:18:09 PM »
BigTuc,
Hmmm and yup it me with the  :Win73:  :hysterical:

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Offline Ripley

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Re: Simple Math
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2006, 12:38:41 AM »
Well, since math isn't my forte  :tease:

...this is one math formula I can understand!  :hysterical:

Quote from: Corrine
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        "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."

I guess we all have a few "somebodys" for which this statement brings a face or 2 to mind...I know I have a FEW!

<nobody that I can think of at LzD tho...
Corrine...someone climbing to the top of your list?  :secret:  :hysterical: >
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Offline mitch

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Re: Simple Math
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2006, 12:48:35 AM »
right now i do have a few

number 1 on my list


the idiot that thought up using a small battery and a cheap clip for powering the BIOS

number 2 the guy that never created a easy way to back up all the changes in BIOS when the battery fails ;-(
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