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Offline Ripley

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Software Update Glossary
« on: August 16, 2006, 08:48:03 PM »
NEW: Different colors from previous version.

ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.

UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.

ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn't understand it.

NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.

BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try.

DESIGN SIMPLICITY: Developed on a shoe-string budget.

UPGRADED: Did not work the first time.

UPGRADED AND IMPROVED: Did not work the second time.

Offline GR@PH;<'S

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Re: Software Update Glossary
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2006, 09:09:58 PM »
ripley,
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GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

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Re: Software Update Glossary
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2006, 01:05:50 AM »
 :help: :D :lol: ain't that da truth!
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