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Offline Corrine

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The Writer
« on: July 12, 2005, 05:31:11 PM »
Once upon a time there was a young man who wanted to become a great writer.

"I want to write things the whole world will read," he declared.
"Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of life.
I want my writing to make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger."

He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash., writing error messages for Microsoft.
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Re: The Writer
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2005, 08:03:08 PM »
LOL, Corinne  :P

Possibly he who write those  error messages:

Keyboard not attached , press any key to continue.

COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

Access denied -- neener, neener, neener!

C:\> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
 
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Hit any user to continue.

C:\> Bad, bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!

From   http://www.getamused.com/jokes/0111055.html

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Re: The Writer
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2005, 10:19:48 PM »


It has to be the same person.  Darn, I don't know which one made me laugh more.  I like them all. 

BTW, do you know what "any key" is?  It is the space bar, or so I was told. 
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Re: The Writer
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2005, 02:42:32 AM »
 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Nice!!
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