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Offline Totro

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DRINKING TEST - How much have you had? ...
« on: July 29, 2005, 08:04:37 AM »
This is a simple test to see whether you have had too much to drink or not.  :shock:




 If you are sober - nuffin moves ... :tease:         


Come on now boys and girls - be honest - does it move for you or not!




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Re: DRINKING TEST - How much have you had? ...
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2005, 07:54:47 PM »
Totro,
Sorry I can noit take the TEST as I would have to get sober to know if they stop :tease:



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Re: DRINKING TEST - How much have you had? ...
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2005, 08:54:59 PM »
They moved for me but I quit drinking 15 years ago. Maybe somebody spiked my leonade.  :shock:
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Re: DRINKING TEST - How much have you had? ...
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2005, 08:13:17 AM »
 GR@PH;<'S    :)

I knew this may be the case so I have arranged with The Ministry of Drinking for a Special Certificate of Exemption in your name.  I can arrange for this certificate to be forwarded to you on receipt of the standard fee of £435.00 (including VAT).

Yours sincerely,

 A. Ripoff Merchant Esq.


roddy32  :)

I have heard many excuses before but I'm afraid I won't fall for that one ... You are hereby fined $465,385,567.04 for being under the affluence of incahol ... How do you plead now?

PS When writing your cheque please do not be tempted to leave the 4 cents off ... This may be interpreted as "contempt of court" and may result in 4 concurrent sentences of 100 years in jail - that's (100 ... per cent) [Get it?]

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Re: DRINKING TEST - How much have you had? ...
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2005, 10:39:17 AM »
I can't count that high.  :?
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Re: DRINKING TEST - How much have you had? ...
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2005, 12:06:46 PM »
Doesn't move unless I move my eyes. :P
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Re: DRINKING TEST - How much have you had? ...
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2005, 10:39:33 PM »
True, Herumutsu, but I found it difficult to keep my eyes that still for very long.
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