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Re: Limericks
« Reply #720 on: May 26, 2011, 08:32:43 PM »
Whenever I open the door,
Just the sight of you sitting there makes my jaw drop to the floor.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #721 on: June 04, 2011, 03:03:36 PM »


Whenever I open the door,
Just the sight of you sitting there makes my jaw drop to the floor.
So I step on my lip,
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #722 on: June 08, 2011, 08:24:18 PM »
Whenever I open the door,
Just the sight of you sitting there makes my jaw drop to the floor.
So I step on my lip,
While out walking but that makes me trip.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #723 on: August 04, 2011, 09:59:02 PM »
Whenever I open the door,
Just the sight of you sitting there makes my jaw drop to the floor.
So I step on my lip,
While out walking but that makes me trip.
Oh golly now my lip is sore!

The heat is in the triple digits.
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #724 on: August 07, 2011, 09:10:25 PM »
The heat is in the triple digits.
One hundred and four degrees is making some fidget.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #725 on: August 21, 2011, 11:46:55 PM »
The heat is in the triple digits.
One hundred and four degrees is making some fidget.
Trees are brown instead of green
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #726 on: August 22, 2011, 08:18:35 PM »
The heat is in the triple digits.
One hundred and four degrees is making some fidget.
Trees are brown instead of green
Something the likes of me have never seen.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #727 on: January 17, 2012, 01:14:16 PM »

The heat is in the triple digits.
One hundred and four degrees is making some fidget.
Trees are brown instead of green
Something the likes of me have never seen.
And now I can't sell my widgets.


An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #728 on: January 17, 2012, 08:18:15 PM »
An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day
while I was preparing Santa's Slay.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #729 on: March 29, 2012, 07:50:50 PM »
An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day
while I was preparing Santa's Slay.
As I polished the brass rails I cut my self on a nail.
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #730 on: March 29, 2012, 09:01:57 PM »
An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day
while I was preparing Santa's Slay.
As I polished the brass rails I cut my self on a nail.
Apparently I went quite pale.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #731 on: May 24, 2012, 09:58:30 AM »
An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day
while I was preparing Santa's Slay.
As I polished the brass rails I cut my self on a nail.
Apparently I went quite pale.
But I managed to the tears at bay.

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