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Re: Limericks
« Reply #750 on: January 04, 2013, 12:23:36 PM »
In less than a week the year will be at a end.
New luck this year, and for hubby to mend.
Santa's helpers delivered the wrong present again this year.
Me thinks they sneaked and had a little too much beer?
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

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« Reply #751 on: January 05, 2013, 03:55:57 PM »
In less than a week the year will be at a end.
New luck this year, and for hubby to mend.
Santa's helpers delivered the wrong present again this year.
Me thinks they sneaked and had a little too much beer?
And we all ended up a round the bend.

Valentines day is approaching fast

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« Reply #752 on: January 06, 2013, 04:30:32 AM »
Valentines day is approaching fast
Heart shaped candies are already cast.
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

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« Reply #753 on: January 06, 2013, 06:31:38 PM »
Valentines day is approaching fast
Heart shaped candies are already cast.
Already ordered the a dozen red roses for my loved one.

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« Reply #754 on: January 07, 2013, 08:57:21 PM »
Valentines day is approaching fast
Heart shaped candies are already cast.
Already ordered the a dozen red roses for my loved one.
But my ordering you see is yet to be done.
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

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« Reply #755 on: January 08, 2013, 07:03:40 PM »
Valentines day is approaching fast
Heart shaped candies are already cast.
Already ordered the a dozen red roses for my loved one.
But my ordering you see is yet to be done.
So if I go now at least I will not be last.

One banana two banana three banana four.

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« Reply #756 on: January 10, 2013, 06:53:52 AM »
One banana two banana three banana four.
Ouch, I shut my big toe in the door.
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

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« Reply #757 on: January 12, 2013, 08:46:54 PM »
One banana two banana three banana four.
Ouch, I shut my big toe in the door.
then later I stubbed the other big toe on our flagstone floor.

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« Reply #758 on: January 13, 2013, 07:14:43 PM »
One banana two banana three banana four.
Ouch, I shut my big toe in the door.
then later I stubbed the other big toe on our flagstone floor.
I am getting really tired of this toe hurting bore.
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

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« Reply #759 on: January 13, 2013, 09:27:27 PM »
One banana two banana three banana four.
Ouch, I shut my big toe in the door.
then later I stubbed the other big toe on our flagstone floor.
I am getting really tired of this toe hurting bore.
looks as if I will loose it so in stead of five toes i'll only have four.

My new motherboards coming tomorrow.

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« Reply #760 on: January 23, 2013, 04:00:56 PM »
My new motherboards coming tomorrow
the old one has been causing such sorrow.
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

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« Reply #761 on: January 23, 2013, 06:55:18 PM »
My new motherboards coming tomorrow
the old one has been causing such sorrow
Crashing every day sometimes every hour of the day.

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« Reply #762 on: January 24, 2013, 05:19:09 PM »
My new motherboards coming tomorrow
the old one has been causing such sorrow
Crashing every day sometimes every hour of the day.
Making it difficult to keep my temper at bay.
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

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« Reply #763 on: January 30, 2013, 08:07:18 PM »
My new motherboards coming tomorrow
the old one has been causing such sorrow
Crashing every day sometimes every hour of the day.
Making it difficult to keep my temper at bay.
Fixed it in working just fine so I have to return the one I had to borrow.

The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.

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« Reply #764 on: February 01, 2013, 02:03:43 PM »

The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.
Only fattening ones for the people who are someone.
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"