"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
-- Gene Hill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
