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DR M

July 27, 2015, 11:56:45 AM

:laughing:
Grecian Geek

"Count your blessings, remember your prayers..."

"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.. You, only you, will have stars that can laugh..."

DR M

#1
July 27, 2015, 11:58:52 AM

:laughing:
Grecian Geek

"Count your blessings, remember your prayers..."

"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.. You, only you, will have stars that can laugh..."

DR M

#2
July 27, 2015, 12:02:54 PM

:hysterical:
Grecian Geek

"Count your blessings, remember your prayers..."

"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.. You, only you, will have stars that can laugh..."

DR M

#3
August 09, 2015, 02:24:04 PM
Grecian Geek

"Count your blessings, remember your prayers..."

"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.. You, only you, will have stars that can laugh..."

plodr

#4
August 09, 2015, 05:28:10 PM
and another
Chugging coffee and computing!

Lost.

#5
September 17, 2015, 05:03:22 AM
Computer is displaying
"What's enough go out and play"

Tech, says it must be the mother board.
Choose Kindness and Laugh Often

Frands

#6
September 17, 2015, 08:10:16 AM
Lol  ;D Great garage humour!
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Lost.

#7
October 10, 2015, 11:26:54 PM
Spell Checker

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

See my spelling is always rite


Choose Kindness and Laugh Often

Corrine

#8
October 11, 2015, 05:20:59 PM
Good one, Lost!


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Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

DR M

#9
October 18, 2018, 03:35:29 PM
Are you ready for cleaning pens and pencils?

Grecian Geek

"Count your blessings, remember your prayers..."

"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.. You, only you, will have stars that can laugh..."

Paddy

#10
October 19, 2018, 10:41:02 AM
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.

plodr

#11
October 19, 2018, 02:04:50 PM
Unfortunately I can't see the above.
Chugging coffee and computing!

Paddy

#12
October 19, 2018, 05:02:19 PM
Try this link Ploder >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469zNXTCHdk

Paddy ... ;D
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.

Pete!

#13
October 19, 2018, 06:51:58 PM
Quote from: Paddy on October 19, 2018, 05:02:19 PM
Try this link Ploder >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469zNXTCHdk

Paddy ... ;D
Same here for both links.
QuoteVideo unavailable
This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Is these the same thing?
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mzje5
https://coub.com/view/f59vz

Frands

#14
October 19, 2018, 07:22:05 PM
Quote from: Pete! on October 19, 2018, 06:51:58 PM
Quote from: Paddy on October 19, 2018, 05:02:19 PM
Try this link Ploder >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469zNXTCHdk

Paddy ... ;D
Same here for both links.
QuoteVideo unavailable
This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Is these the same thing?
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mzje5
https://coub.com/view/f59vz

Try Pete's links, it is the same thing ;)
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