The fix

[techie]

I know a guy who knows a guy, who knows a guy, we know how that goes, that constantly seems to need there computer fixed.

His friend was willing to help him with the problems. He went to his house and found that it was full of malware and viruses. His friend cleaned and resolved the issues. He then cautioned him about just clicking and downloading everything he see's. A few days went by and his friend called again, having the same type issues. This happened 4 more times within a few days of each other. He was cautioned about being click happy and it was explained him that he not keep on doing it each time.

On the 7th time the guy showed up to his friends house. This time he had a BFH (Big F'ing Hammer)
His friend being somewhat puzzled when he saw the hammer, then ask;  what is the hammer for?

I'M HERE TO FIX YOUR COMPUTER PROBLEMS PERMANENTLY!!!

[Corrine]

  :-X

[plodr]

I helped that same guy years ago!  8)
I should have taken a hammer.

[Corrine]

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
. . .