An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space

Started by Corrine, August 11, 2017, 08:24:15 PM

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Corrine

August 11, 2017, 08:24:15 PM
 An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space.

"Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!"


Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

techie

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August 11, 2017, 10:01:53 PM
Beer time 8)

JDBush61

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August 11, 2017, 11:38:01 PM
When George Washington was asked for ID at the Irish Pub, did he just whip out a quarter?

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Ever notice that irons have a setting for PERMANENT press? I don't get it.

What the heck should you do when walking down the street and your eyeglass prescription runs out?





"In an age when mass society has rendered obsolete the qualities of individual courage and independent thought, the oceans of the world still remain, vast and uncluttered, beautiful but unforgiving, awaiting those who will not submit. Their voyages are not an escape, but a fulfillment."

~ THE SLOCUM SOCIETY ~

Corrine

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August 12, 2017, 12:55:51 AM
:D


Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

GR@PH;<'S

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August 15, 2017, 12:34:00 PM
Very good keep them coming


GR@PH;<'S
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.
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