The Preacher and his 3 sons

[Wolfeymole]

So the sons have reached maturity and the preacher calls them before and ask the first...

"What will you do now it is time to make your way in the world son?"

The lad replies that he will take up the cloth and be like his father.

The preacher asks the second only to be told the same thing.

The preacher is immensely proud.

He asks the third and the lad says; "I shall take up farming father".

The preacher is not a happy bunny and immediately kicks the lad in the unmentionables and says........

"Well here's two acres to start you off son".

[GR@PH;<'S]

Wolfeymole,
:blink:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Wolfeymole]

Acres = Ache-ers