A college freshman finally gets his girlfriend to agree to sleep with him. They go to his apartment and head for the bedroom.
The freshman reluctantly admits that this is his first time, and he doesn't know what to do.
His girlfriend says, "Don't worry, just you take the hardest thing you've got and stick it in the place where I pee"
So the guy gets his bowling ball and throws it in the toilet.
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