Life Before Technology
An application - was for employment.
A program - was a TV show.
A cursor - used profanity.
A keyboard - was a piano!
Memory - was something that you lost with age.
A CD - was a bank account!
And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage, Not something you did to a file!
If you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while!
Log on - was adding wood to a fire.
Hard drive - was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad - was where a mouse lived.
Cut - you did with a pocket knife.
Paste - you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
And a virus was the flu!
QuoteA program - was a TV show.
I remember when a program was just a Radio-show. :P
Die Hard :)