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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: Temmu on March 20, 2008, 11:21:37 PM

Title: blond
Post by: Temmu on March 20, 2008, 11:21:37 PM
so this blind fellow's tapping his way along and misses his corner bar and accidentally turns into another.

he chirps, hey bartender, something nice and cold!
as the drink slides his way,
he chirps again, hey bartender, wanna hear a good blond joke?

ya coulda heard a pin drop!

a deep-gravely-voiced woman replies,
fella, you're in a blond woman's biker bar!   :shock:
i'm a power lifter, and so is my friend the bartender,
the blond behind you plays judo, and that one, karate!

now what do you think about telling that blond joke of yours?   :muahaha:

nah, don't believe i will...  :breakkie:
huh!  suppose not! says the rough sounding blond.   :muahaha:
yah, i mean, i don't want to have to explain it 4 times!   :hysterical:
Title: Re: blond
Post by: Clark76 on March 21, 2008, 12:25:07 AM
 :hysterical:  love it, now to change it to a red head joke and tell my wife :D
Title: Re: blond
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 21, 2008, 12:26:22 AM
Temmu,
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GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: