*IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor who called the
local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by
cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
This one was from Kingman, KS.
*IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City
chef!
*IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To
which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?†He
smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham,
Ala.
*IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are
blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
*IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
company due to downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun;
we should do this more often."
Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
*IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A
deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.
*IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know --- I already got
that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
*and they walk among us ...
No thats a good one!!
That's funny. :muahaha:
Geeze, 2 of those people live within 40 miles of me, I hope it's not contagious. :tease:
Here are some more idiot sightings:
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm?page_id=24229 (http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm?page_id=24229)
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm?page_id=24441 (http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm?page_id=24441)