Subject: Husband and Wife
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "! Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: " S**T "
Quote from: jamesk on November 11, 2005, 08:14:33 PM
Subject: Husband and Wife
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."(https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.sofrayt.com%2F%255E%2Faiw%2Fswoon.gif&hash=7b0d05a3c89bd4ebc0f4d9b05a000fc4b7bf22ba)
WIFE: -- silence --(https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.sofrayt.com%2F%255E%2Faiw%2Fangry.gif&hash=c9431b15c6dc7e08edf7805a8a996f32415fbdc3)
HUSBAND: " S**T " (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.sofrayt.com%2F%255E%2Faiw%2Fblack-eye.gif&hash=2709773e2a2f34bfb624b6c6d06fb01052bc08f0)
Now thats funny... (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.sofrayt.com%2F%255E%2Faiw%2Flaugh.gif&hash=53086bd60688383ac4d4100846939b3590d4cf1f)
numbnuts..