Once upon a time there was a young man who wanted to become a great writer.
"I want to write things the whole world will read," he declared.
"Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of life.
I want my writing to make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger."
He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash., writing error messages for Microsoft.
LOL, Corinne :P
Possibly he who write those error messages:
Keyboard not attached , press any key to continue.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Access denied -- neener, neener, neener!
C:\> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Hit any user to continue.
C:\> Bad, bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
From http://www.getamused.com/jokes/0111055.html
Die Hard :)
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It has to be the same person. Darn, I don't know which one made me laugh more. I like them all.
BTW, do you know what "any key" is? It is the space bar, or so I was told.