A yokel was applying for a job and was being asked the normal questions; Name, age, sex, address, etc.
The interviewer asks him for his father's name and his mother's maiden name.
What do you mean maiden name? The yokel asked.
What was your mother's name before she was married?
None he replied,
what do you mean none?
Because I didn't have a mother before she was married.
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