This is from Mike Healon. I'm putting it here in hopes that more people will see it.
Just a little something to keep in mind, going into the new year.
1. Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop-up ads or spam.
2. Thou shalt not post thy email address, phone number, address or social security number to the internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's.
3. Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday.
4. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.
5. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing a firewall.
6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number.
7. Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar.
8. Thou shalt not reply to the email from the Nigerian banker.
9. Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.
10. Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy children's names.
From http://www.spywareinfo.com/newsletter/archives/2005/dec10.php#toc
11.? thow shalt install at least one good anti-spyware program and use it !
and when a friend says you have a virus or worm you will fix it ASAP or be able to prove them wrong
ooops guess i got use to addinf from this post ;-)
http://www.landzdown.com/index.php?topic=3620.0;topicseen (http://www.landzdown.com/index.php?topic=3620.0;topicseen)
10a ... Thou Shalt Remember Thy Password! :shock:
Great posting Corrine, and my creds goes to Mike H too of course. :thumbsup:
Those Net Commandments makes me almost religious. 8)
Jason ;)
Mike didn't do this one. :lol:
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A computer underneath the tree!
On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four phising emails
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five chain letters
Four phising emails
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six popups popping
Five chain letters
Four phising emails
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven browser hijacks
Six popups popping
Five chain letters
Four phising emails
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight working trojans
Seven browser hijacks
Six popups popping
Five chain letters
Four phising emails
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine dialers dialing
Eight working trojans
Seven browser hijacks
Six popups popping
Five chain letters
Four phising emails
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten hackers a hacking
Nine dialers dialing
Eight working trojans
Seven browser hijacks
Six popups popping
Five chain letters
Four phising emails
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven crackers cracking
Ten hackers a hacking
Nine dialers dialing
Eight working trojans
Seven browser hijacks
Six popups popping
Five chain letters
Four phising emails
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
And a computer underneath the tree!
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my X-love sent to me:
Twelve Microsoft updates
Eleven crackers cracking
Ten hackers a hacking
Nine dialers dialing
Eight working trojans
Seven browser hijacks
Six popups popping
Five chain letters
Four phising emails
Three adware programs
Two tracking cookies
AND A COMPUTER UNDERNEATH THE TREE!
That's great!!! :thumbsup:
:hysterical:
On the thirteenth day of Christmas
my real-love sent to me:
the URL of landzunder so
Twelve Microsoft updates
0 crackers cracking
0 hackers a hacking
0 dialers dialing
0 working trojans
0 browser hijacks
0 popups popping
0 chain letters
0 phising emails
0 adware programs
0 tracking cookies
AND safe anti-spyware underneath the tree!
note: even landzdownunder can't stop the microsoft need for updates :lol:
:hysterical:
:thumbsup: Mitch!
mitch :thumbsup:
Lucky 13th !!!
I really liked that :D
mitch :thumbsup:
a really great one... :hysterical: