A guy comes in to a our local and orders a double whiskey.
He drinks it and looks in his pocket.
Then he orders another one, drinks it and looks in his pocket again.
This is repeated a dozen times before the bartender asks him what he is doing.
He replies, "In my pocket I have a picture of my wife,
When she gets good looking, I quit drinking..."
GR@PH;<'S :Hammys pint:
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