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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: Basil on November 10, 2009, 12:05:55 PM

Title: Dilbert's salary theorem
Post by: Basil on November 10, 2009, 12:05:55 PM


Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since:

Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Title: Re: Dilbert's salary theorem
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 10, 2009, 07:23:06 PM
gr277,
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GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: