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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: DonnaB on October 24, 2010, 04:23:18 PM

Title: sick leave:
Post by: DonnaB on October 24, 2010, 04:23:18 PM


I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"


(Are you ready for this?)








She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
Title: Re: sick leave:
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 24, 2010, 05:07:04 PM
DonnaB,
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Keep them coming.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: sick leave:
Post by: Netty on November 29, 2010, 12:11:52 AM
DonnaB.

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Netty. :hammy:
Title: Re: sick leave:
Post by: Temmu on December 03, 2010, 06:06:33 AM
nice.  :lol:   :D