You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened.
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your dog has its own home page.
You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."
The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
GR@PH;<'S :Hammys pint:
GR@PH;<'S
:hysterical: :hysterical:
Netty. :hammy:
The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
~that~ is the truth. :D