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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: Basil on November 24, 2010, 06:36:42 PM

Title: The affair
Post by: Basil on November 24, 2010, 06:36:42 PM
  A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.

Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

Have you been fooling around behind my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:

'No, not this time!' .... :Win73:
Title: Re: The affair
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 25, 2010, 08:44:18 PM
Basil,
(https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.getsmile.com%2Femoticons%2Ffunny-smileys-68129%2Fspying.gif&hash=737eee9241a7e6b146888df78ca493fd5c4b47c3)

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The affair
Post by: Temmu on November 28, 2010, 12:21:39 AM
uh-oh.   :blink:   :lol: