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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: Temmu on November 27, 2010, 05:04:53 AM

Title: 3 friends
Post by: Temmu on November 27, 2010, 05:04:53 AM
fred and joe were watching football
the coroner knocks on the door
there's been a terrible wreck involving ralph's car.
can u come to the morgue with me and see if it's ralph?

fred goes in first.
the coroner pulls back the sheet.
ooo - that doesn't even look like a person,
no, i can't identify him as ralph.
but can you roll him over for me?
after a minute, no, don't think that's ralph.

joe's second.
likewise, no way can id that - ooo.
but can you roll him over for me?
after a minute, no, don't think that's ralph.

coroner meets fred and joe in the lobby.
what's up with u 2?
each go in separately and both ask me to roll him over.

joe says, me, fred and ralph always walkin through town together.
coroner - yeah, that's why i asked you here.
joe - so anyway, when we're walking through town i'm always hearing people say,
hey! look! there goes ralph with 2 ass holes.
Title: Re: 3 friends
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 27, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
Temmu,
:laughing:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: 3 friends
Post by: Netty on November 27, 2010, 09:59:14 PM
Temmu,

:hysterical: :dance:


Netty. :hammy: