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Title: Senior Citizens Texting Code
Post by: Corrine on March 30, 2011, 11:01:06 PM

ATD -- At The Doctors
BFF -- Best Friend Fell
BTW -- Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT -- Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW -- Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL -- Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA -- Got Heartburn Again
IMHO -- Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO -- Laughing My Dentures Out

Title: Re: Senior Citizens Texting Code
Post by: Fred Flintstone on March 31, 2011, 09:21:41 PM

Sadly, I recognise the early signs of a couple of those!!.. :laughing:

Title: Re: Senior Citizens Texting Code
Post by: Basementgeek on April 01, 2011, 03:31:45 AM

Here are some others:

CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FYI: Found Your Insulin
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

BG
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

Title: Re: Senior Citizens Texting Code
Post by: Lena on April 01, 2011, 10:05:39 AM

CRAFT - Can't Remember A Friggin' Thing
CENTS - Can't Eat Now, Teeth Soaking
WHIP - Where Have I Parked
WAIT2 - Who Am I Texting To

Title: Re: Senior Citizens Texting Code
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 01, 2011, 08:51:47 PM

Corrine,
:flowers:

GR@PH;<'S :Hammys pint:

Title: Re: Senior Citizens Texting Code
Post by: DonnaB on April 08, 2011, 12:24:40 AM

One of my favorites:

ROFLACGU~Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up

:hysterical:

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