New customer to Tech Support:
"It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens'.
Tech Support:
Can you try again and tell me what happens?
Customer:
'Tried but nothing"
Tech Support:
"What key did you hit?
After a moment and some chick ling sound the customer replied:
Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key
GR@PH;<'S :Hammys pint: