Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together.
One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath.
She puts one foot in and pauses.
"Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.
The 94-year-old hollers back,
"I don't know, I'll come up to see."
She starts up the stairs and stops.
She shouts,
"Was I going up or going down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says,
"I sure hope I never get that forgetful",
and knocks on wood for good measure.
Then she yells,
"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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