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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: GR@PH;<'S on May 26, 2011, 08:15:14 PM

Title: Believing in god
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 26, 2011, 08:15:14 PM
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.
The little girl said,
"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied,

"Then you ask him!"

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: Believing in god
Post by: DonnaB on May 26, 2011, 08:36:27 PM
  :laughing: out of the mouth of babes!