A little man is sitting in a bar when a big guy comes up and says here's a punch from Japan.
The little man gets up and the big guy goes here's a kick from Korea knocking him down the little guy just smiles and goes away.
15 minutes later he comes over and knock the guy out cold.
Then he looks at the bartender and says when he wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from "B&Q."
GR@PH;<'S :Hammys pint: