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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: roddy32 on February 12, 2006, 11:24:20 PM

Title: The Bathtub
Post by: roddy32 on February 12, 2006, 11:24:20 PM
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
      her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."   Do you
want a room with or without a view?

Title: Re: The Bathtub
Post by: Ripley on February 12, 2006, 11:43:55 PM
 :oops:  I guess I'll take a room with a view.   :(

ripley
Title: Re: The Bathtub
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 12, 2006, 11:56:55 PM
ripley,
  :hysterical: ripley you can have to have the room at the end of a very long corridor as i bet if the answer was not posted for a day or so a lot of members would be joining you in your corridor
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GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:
Title: Re: The Bathtub
Post by: roddy32 on February 13, 2006, 12:08:17 AM
I chose the teaspoon because I have no teacups and the only bucket I have has my toilet plunger in it so I suppose you have a roommate now Ripley.