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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: Ripley on February 14, 2006, 01:49:06 AM

Title: Valentines One-Liners
Post by: Ripley on February 14, 2006, 01:49:06 AM
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day!

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Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Sure, they're very scent-imental!

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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

"I'm sweet on you!"

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

"I find you very attractive."

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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

A hug and a quiche!

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What would you call a person who goes out with [username]?

Desperate!

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What did one pickle say to the other?

"You mean a great dill to me."

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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Title: Re: Valentines One-Liners
Post by: philsharp on February 14, 2006, 05:43:00 AM

ripley

Humpf!!!     Sadly you are right.   :lol:


Happy V day    :rose: