Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
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What would you call a person who goes out with [username]?
Desperate!
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What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
ripley
Humpf!!! Sadly you are right. :lol:
Happy V day :rose: