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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: jamesk on February 16, 2006, 04:18:17 AM

Title: Diets
Post by: jamesk on February 16, 2006, 04:18:17 AM
And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer hear! t attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

:lol:
Title: Re: Diets
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 16, 2006, 06:41:27 PM
jamesk,
I English but i must have Italian blood in me as I may on occasion be known to drink excessive amounts of red wine (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.sofrayt.com%2Ffsc%2Fcheers2.gif&hash=390bcf7541354f0cb76c934d80ddea5dc46f82b6)
(distiled wine  (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.sofrayt.com%2Ffsc%2Fspying.gif&hash=b4f9472d7595e2e88921610f815436afea789273))

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:
Title: Re: Diets
Post by: Skittles on February 16, 2006, 07:04:30 PM
I don't think the problem is speaking English, but rather speaking what my friend calls USA-ish.  American english.

So Graph, you are left out of the whole "speak English and Die of a heart attack" thing since you are not speaking USA-ish!  Phew!!! That was a close one!  For a second there I thought you were at risk too!  lol  Pass that Beer over to me please!  I no longer am speaking USA-ish, but rather I am now speaking Swenglish!  Those crazy swedes are corrupting me!  lol
Title: Re: Diets
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 16, 2006, 08:59:02 PM
skittlespc,
QuotePass that Beer over to me please
here you go (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg1.yoxio.com%2Fimg%2F206721.gif&hash=cac19f903e80188092832251c3cbc3d351b7f278) was not sure how much you wanted
and we seem to talk a little different around these parts (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.sofrayt.com%2Ffsc%2Fwink2.gif&hash=026d7c7f666300aa5560f32f726a9d4a87a10844)
oh and by the way I have trouble with English as I a Brummie (Born in Birmingham) and live in the Black Country
and we seem to talk a bit different around these parts.
See Brummie and Black Country Slang words and phrases (http://www.virtualbrum.co.uk/slang.htm)
(https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.sofrayt.com%2Ffsc%2Fthumbs-up.gif&hash=c1e3dd78f2962d425885915fa02daf0bba965636)
GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:
Title: Re: Diets
Post by: jamesk on February 16, 2006, 09:47:56 PM
Gr@ph;<'s

After reading your Brummie and Black Country Dictionary (You don't have any problem )
QuoteEat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
:thumbsup: :tease:
Title: Re: Diets
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 16, 2006, 09:58:10 PM
jamesk,
thats ok then  (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg1.yoxio.com%2Fimg%2F206729.gif&hash=34fa7986f842d5e3599b41a166ea64ed75579410)

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie: