Subject: Rules for Men
>
>
> In anticipation of Valentine's Day, here are the
> Rules of Romance
>
> In the world of romance, ONLY one single rule applies to the men:
>
> Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
> Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
> You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
> Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
>
> Here is a guide to the point system:
>
> SIMPLE DUTIES
> You make the bed (+1)
> You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
> You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
> You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return
> withBeer (-5)
> You check out a suspicious noise ! at night (0)
> You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
> You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
> You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
> It's her pet (-10)
>
> SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
> You stay by her side the entire party (0)
> You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
> buddy (-2)
> Named Rita (-4)
> Rita is a dancer (-6)
> Rita has silicon implants (-80)
>
> HER BIRTHDAY
> You take her out to dinner (0)
> You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
> Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
> And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
> It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
> the colors of your favorite team (-10)
>
> A NIGHT OUT
> You take her to a movie (+2)
> You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
> You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
>! ; You take her to a movie you like (-2)
> It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
> You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
>
> YOUR PHYSIQUE
> You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
> You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
> You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and
> baggyHawaiianshirts (-30)
> You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
>
> ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
> She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
> You hesitate in responding (-10)
> You reply, "Where?" (-35)
> Any other response (-20)
>
> COMMUNICATION
> When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what
> looks
> like a concerned expression (0)
> You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
> You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
> She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
>
> Now what chance do you have?
jamesk,
Once I past the 18,000 pts I am afraid I give up :hysterical:
But at least she still loves me as she not greased the brakes on my (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg1.yoxio.com%2Fimg%2F211170.gif&hash=4eacaa075d68bafb2fdd9328c2dcdd59f5f75d69)yet :hysterical:
GR@PH;<'S :breakkie: