Yesterday I was at my local Walmart store buying a large bag of Pedigree dog
food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me
asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?
So, since I was bored
and had little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have
a dog, I was starting the Pedigree Diet again. I added that I probably
shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 25 lbs
before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect
diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Pedigree
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I
have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled
with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff a cute Irish Setter's tail and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
I'm now banned from Walmart.
Shax,
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Now I must remember not to laugh out to hard as I may end up my stiches.
But keep em coming :thumbsup:
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pretty good! :D
you actually did that, shax, or just a good story... :o
:cool:
well, that's a cryptic response if ever i saw one!
That's 'cause he's not telling. :D