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Title: An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
Post by: Corrine on August 11, 2017, 08:24:15 PM
 An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space.

"Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!"
Title: Re: An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
Post by: techie on August 11, 2017, 10:01:53 PM
Beer time 8)
Title: Re: An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
Post by: JDBush61 on August 11, 2017, 11:38:01 PM
When George Washington was asked for ID at the Irish Pub, did he just whip out a quarter?

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Ever notice that irons have a setting for PERMANENT press? I don't get it.

What the heck should you do when walking down the street and your eyeglass prescription runs out?





Title: Re: An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
Post by: Corrine on August 12, 2017, 12:55:51 AM
:D
Title: Re: An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 15, 2017, 12:34:00 PM
Very good keep them coming


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