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Title: Music from the 60's -- Revised
Post by: Corrine on August 01, 2018, 06:48:05 PM
Many of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "mashed potato" as if it were yesterday.  They include:

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Fa ce

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair ?

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba --- Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?"

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore --- It's My Body, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
Title: Re: Music from the 60's -- Revised
Post by: Frands on August 01, 2018, 08:13:13 PM
Great taste of humour! ;D...Well, I like the songs best in their original version ;D.
Title: Re: Music from the 60's -- Revised
Post by: Pete! on August 01, 2018, 09:41:54 PM
Quote from: Frands on August 01, 2018, 08:13:13 PM
Great taste of humour! ;D...Well, I like the songs best in their original version ;D.
With my hearing, I wouldn't notice the difference... 8)
Title: Re: Music from the 60's -- Revised
Post by: Frands on August 01, 2018, 09:54:06 PM
Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair ?

You don't know wut you say to me! ;D
Title: Re: Music from the 60's -- Revised
Post by: v_v on August 01, 2018, 10:53:03 PM
Yes, they all bring a smile to my face!

v_v
Title: Re: Music from the 60's -- Revised
Post by: plodr on August 02, 2018, 02:29:33 PM
That's funny.
Title: Re: Music from the 60's -- Revised
Post by: AndyCapp1 on October 08, 2018, 02:05:48 PM
Big Smiles... thanks...