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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: roddy32 on May 26, 2006, 08:24:52 PM

Title: Some Quickies
Post by: roddy32 on May 26, 2006, 08:24:52 PM
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.


What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously?
A receding hareline.


What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than "A" bra.


What's green and red and goes 1000 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.


What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.
Title: Re: Some Quickies
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 26, 2006, 08:32:01 PM
roddy32,
you not related to Bob Monkhouse by any chance are you  :hysterical:

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:
Title: Re: Some Quickies
Post by: roddy32 on May 26, 2006, 09:10:24 PM
I am American but my roots are British so we might have been related.  :hysterical:
Title: Re: Some Quickies
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 26, 2006, 09:22:37 PM
roddy32,
hay see me know you know  :tease:
I was going to ask if he brought the jokes of you or the other way round  :hysterical:

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:
Title: Re: Some Quickies
Post by: roddy32 on May 26, 2006, 09:27:28 PM
HE is the one that made the money wth them.  :?
Title: Re: Some Quickies
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 26, 2006, 09:56:24 PM
roddy32,
QuoteHE is the one that made the money wth them.
:hysterical: 

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:
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