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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: Ripley on June 01, 2006, 09:01:30 PM

Title: Baby Boomers
Post by: Ripley on June 01, 2006, 09:01:30 PM
Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the Baby Boomers.

They include:


1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On TheCeiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16 Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To
Title: Re: Baby Boomers
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 01, 2006, 09:51:45 PM
ripley,
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GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie: