A Blonde Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom. She Rushes Upstairs To Find Her Husband Naked On The Bed, Sweating And Panting. "what's Up?" She Says. "i'm Having A Heart Attack," The Man Cries. She Rushes Downstairs To Grab The Phone, But Just As She's Dialing, Her 4-year-old Son Comes Up And Says "mommy! Mommy! Auntie Pam Is Hiding In Your Closet And She's Got No Clothes On!" The Woman Slams The Phone Down And Storms Upstairs Into The Bedroom, Past Her Screaming Husband And Rips Open The Wardrobe Door. Sure Enough, There Is Her Sister, Totally Naked, Cowering On The Closet Floor. "you Rotten ****!," Says The Wife, "my Husbands Having A Heart Attack And You're Running Around Naked Scaring The Kids!"
LOL ... That must have been this same girl on the way home from work early ...
A beautiful blonde was driving along the freeway in her VW Beetle convertable when she saw a handsome looking guy pulled over with the hood up and steam rising from the engine bay.
Thinking to herself 'Oooh what a hunk of a guy ...' she pulled in behind him and tottered up on her high heels - 'Whats up ... can I help at all?'
'I don't thinks so, but thanks all the same, you see the motor has completely blown up - nothing can be done.' said the hunk.
The blonde chewed her lip and thought for a while ... 'Oh that's not a problem at all I have a spare motor in the trunk of my car you can have that.'
PS If you don't get that one then maybe you izzzz blonde too ... :wink:
QuotePS If you don't get that one then maybe you izzzz blonde too ...
Either that or don't know anything about VW Bugs. :)