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Miscellaneous => Jokes => Topic started by: jamesk on June 25, 2006, 07:46:36 PM

Title: VIRUS
Post by: jamesk on June 25, 2006, 07:46:36 PM
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends.

If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected
and WORK is controlling your life.
Title: Re: VIRUS
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 25, 2006, 08:50:02 PM
jamesk,

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Talking form expierance I advise every one to keep the antidote close by as you never know when WORK will attack
GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:
Title: Re: VIRUS
Post by: Ripley on June 25, 2006, 10:57:09 PM
QuoteTake the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
:drink1: :drink1: :drink1: :drink1: :drink1:

Quote from: GR@PH;<'S keep the antidote close by as you never know when WORK will attack

Good advice! I think I need some this antidote for a bout of WORK attack myself!  :hysterical: :hysterical: